Students Say the Darndest Things

There were a few particularly funny quotes from the site “Students Say the Darndest Things” this week…

  • “What’s the difference between a youth minister and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family.”
    Submitted by Kyle Evans.
  • “You have a gender neutral baby?”
    …we didn’t find out the sex of our baby during the ultrasound.
    Submitted by Chris Modrzejewski.
  • “I’m off duty. I can hug girls now. For prolonged amounts of time.”
    From a student ministry intern. No…no, you can’t.

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